Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in This is the golden age of grotesque's InsaneJournal:

Thursday, August 28th, 2008
1:03 am	Wow, hell of a past couple weeks. Things are a lot calmer around the office now that all the women have been returned. And there is a hot new secretary, so a definite perk. The old crusty one finally retired. Or the magic scare gave her a heart-attack and she died. Something. Anyway, I'm totally exhausted and I think I'm going to use some vacation time. Anyone care to suggest some interesting vacation spots? Fuck, women are a pain in the ass. They don't make sense. ( Private and heavily hexed. ) ( Owl to Alicia Spinnet. ) (22 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 7th, 2008
12:45 am	003. Before any of you dimwits can ask me, yes, Alberto Pucey is a relation of mine. I'm not terribly fond of him, and I don't know whoever that bint is he's seeing. So don't ask. And yes, the Ministry really is trying to investigate the situation. But seeing as most of the staff is either incompetent or suddenly incompetent (due to lack of magic) I wouldn't expect things to improve very quickly. Plus, they've only tasked the Aurors with searching and not my office so you can expect the red tape to multiply. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 20th, 2008
2:04 am	002 So. Witches are losing their magical abilities, hmm? I think they're just a bunch of bored witches looking for their 15 minutes of fame. They're like that, of course, flocking together and clamoring for attention. You'll notice they aren't any respectable names in that Prophet article. Alright, alright, I can face the facts. The office got a memo today. Not that I trust much going around the Ministry... ( Private to self. ) (15 Comments |Comment on this)